brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

(via lesbianlegbreaker)

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

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Tags: lol

theladymonsters:

captain america: the winter soldier is actually a romantic comedy about bisexual retired airman sam wilson and the sudden parade of hot people barreling into his life

(via miss-nerdgasmz)

youngblackandvegan:

therealsongbirddiamondback:

Go Home Cosplayers.Cause you will never beat this cosplay.

i live

youngblackandvegan:

therealsongbirddiamondback:

Go Home Cosplayers.
Cause you will never beat this cosplay.

i live

(via jhenne-bean)

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

(via minionier)

Tags: punny

airedmania:

brownandwhat:

Vine - Sadia Arabia

Ooooooh the double standard…

WELP.

(via minionier)

Tags: vine video

robopixiedust:

Educational rock band named the whom

(via minionier)

Tags: puns

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via jhenne-bean)

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

(Source: stickyembraces, via moniquill)

Tags: pokemon

deducecanoe:

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

Yes.

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